Thursday, November 12, 2015

Dr. Ben: Can't Scratch His Ass With a Handful of Fish Hooks

He Has a Hard Time With This

And This



Psst, hey, Dr. Ben:  Inside the Great Pyramid is usually a Mummy or two, but no Daddy, or tons of grain. Sorry.

You see, the problem facing Dr. Ben is that he keeps having this recurring nightmare when he wakes up in cold sweat trying to figure out the difference between a Mummy and box of Cheerios.


But, fear not, help is on site:


Hey Doc: The grain is in the next chamber. You're welcome. Now, when I count to three and snap my fingers you will wake up and remember nothing except my instructions, okay?

One-two-three, snap, snap. There feel better already don’t you. Good man.

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